Wednesday, May 17, 2006

starting the religion

or maybe just a subcult. anarchists for christ, or something like that. The basic teaching of this here jesus type is "I am the son of god, and so are you, and by the way you're really god, too."

as part of this new 21st century "religion" for wage-slaves (but not exclusively for wage-slaves) we have the first set of activit^h^h^h devotions: the "feel alive at your desk cycle": one: love the floor. two: bask in god's love, or the glow of the interweb, whichever floats your dingy. three: bow to your screensaver.

in my next missive, I will describe these stret^h^h^h devotions. 

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