daddy, where'd the world come from?

I made it. Just last weekend.
No you didn't. Last weekend we went to the beach.
I got up early. 
You slept in. Besides, the world was here two weeks ago.
Hmm.. That's right. I don't know where it came from. Are you sure you didn't make it?
You won't even let me weld. 
Are you trying to change the subject?
What?
Did you or did you not create the world? And if so, where did you get the parts?
Mom! Dad's not answering my questions! He's turning them all into questions for me!